Sunday 7 January 2018

Tone. You don't get it.

MrBondage: Hi. Nice profile.
Glamourous Heroine: *checks profile. Sees he likes retro clothing* Oooh! Thanks, Mr! What kind of retro do you like?
MB: Corselettes worn with knee boots or high heels
GH: Mmm. I have like... four or five corsets, and several pairs of knee boots. *blush* What other kind of things do you like?
MB: Bondage
GH: *blush* There might have been a hint about that in your username, huh? Tying a poor girl up and tormenting her?
MB: Yes love tie and tease
GH: Until she's begging to be allowed to do whatever you want her to?
MB: Yes love kissing while i slowly inflate my inflatable plug inside her
GH: Ohhhhh... that sounds evil... Slowly filling her up, stretching her...
MB: Mmmm not you thing then?
GH: Completely not. Couldn't imagine myself in that position. Am not writhing just thinking about it right now. Not at all. No, sir!
MB: Ok take care now xx

What... Oh well. If he can't understand that, it's not going to get any better.